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Lucien Levy-Dhurmer (1865-1953) - Le silence, 1895


Fool my work ethic be stupid dumb. I work so goddamn hard. If you’ve met me you’d probably be shocked if you saw how I run shit at work. I’m the fuckin floor boy of the century; I keep Lean Meats cleaner than my own wee pecker.

Yesterday the union boss asked me if —for a bit of extra pay— I wanted to be a part of the crew that hoses everything down after the sheep genocide has stopped for the day. Of course I was keen as. (Kiwis and Aussies —out of their passion for abbreviation— have developed the very confusing, open-ended “as”. Phrases such like keen as, good as, sweet as, ect. are the result. It’s my personal belief that the mining industry in Aus is to blame; these Aussies couldn’t be fucked to continue saying “good as gold” so they shortened it to “good as” ex. “Aw ye mate good as!”) When the end of the day came round boss dog had me do a super easy job that only took five minutes, which I’m pretty sure they didn’t even need me to do. To me that means homeboy noticed I was busting my ass and not really getting paid fairly, so he saw an opportunity to help me out and there it is. Then today, the floor managers had me sign a few things basically affirming that I’m fully handling the shit out of my job, and then told me that Monday we were gonna find out what my skills wih a knife were like. So I’ve been working here about two months and they’re already boutta gimme a knife. That’s sortof boss shit concidering the other floor boy has been here like eight and still is pickin goat dick up off the floor. I’m proud of myself yo. But that ain’t the point. I’m bout to be making more money so I can actually start doing stuff besides paying bills!

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payyy meeeeeee $$$$$$$$


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Creationist calls to end space program because aliens are going to hell anyway



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Creationist Ken Ham has said that the U.S. space program is a waste of money because any alien life that scientists found would be damned to hell.

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This makes me so angry, people like him need to shut up and just keep their stupid opinions to themselves. Moron.

Someone who wants government to stop spending tax dollars on things that go against their belief system isn’t an idiot, they’re a taxpayer too.

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I almost slept with an Italian last night. Sike I was not close.

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How to you attract hot babes and do it with them?

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Minsks in the Đà river gorge by (Glenn Phillips)

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Looking for penguins. 🐧 (at Yellow Eyed Penguin Colony, Oamaru)